## Random Riddles

The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end, And the end of every place. Who am I?

Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

Two men were playing tennis. They played five sets and each man won three sets. How can this be possible?

What traps warmth, Sprays forth ice and water, Yet slips through your fingers with ease?

Brain Density Quiz! So, you think you're smart???? Take this quiz, if you dare! Most answers are numeric, that is 3, 12, 35, etc. Do each one as fast as you can. Scoring is as follows: Correct Answers Rating 11 Either you're brilliant or you cheated :) 9-10 Above Normal 7-8 Normal 4-6 Duh! 1-3 Idiot 0 You should not be on a computer right now. 1. Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes No 2. How many birth days does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning? 5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? Yes No 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing? 10. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

There is a two foot long plastic boat in the bathtub, the boat is filled with metal nuts and bolts. The boat tips over, dumping the contents into the water. With the nuts and bolts in the water, will the water level in the bathtub rise, fall or stay the same as it was when the nuts and bolts were in the boat?

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did me manage this feat?

Why does a dragon sleep all day?

Mr. and Mrs. Jones were walking home from the shopping mall with their purchases when Mr. Jones began to complain that his load was too heavy. Mrs. Jones turned to her husband and said, 'I don't know what you're complaining about because if you gave me one of your parcels, I would have twice as many as you and if I gave you just one of mine, we would have equal loads.' How many parcels were each carrying?

Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As Eva went to the door, Chuck looked at her pensively, then resumed his work. Three hours later, Eva returned, took her coat off and asked Chuck weather he wanted some coffee. When she returned from the kitchen, Chuck asked her to sit down as he wanted to talk to her. 'Eva,' he said, 'I want a divorce.' Can you figure out how he knew?

In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old. How is this possible?

At a recent visit to the reptile house at the local zoo, I counted a total of 27 heads and 70 feet. I was counting snakes, lizards, and people. I know that there were exactly twice as many lizards as people. How many snakes did I count?

I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?

Sue is traveling by ship from south of the equator to the north. She has a nice little cabin with a bathroom, but no window. Sue has no compass nor other instruments. Just the general luggage one brings on board a long cruise. Yet, without leaving her room or talking with anyone, Sue will be able to tell when the ship has crossed the equator. How?